After work tonight I had to go to the store.. and ususally I take my MP3 player with me, cause well, buying groceries is always better with some music to go with it.
So I've got my music going and I'm kinda mosying through the breads/baked good area.. taking my time.. listening to Lady Gaga/Beyonce's song "Video Phone"..
Well there is a line that goes..
"Your my phone star..and I'm happy my light's flashin..cause you on my reciever.. Hubba, Hubba.. Honey, baby you so sexy that you should win an Oscar.."
Well apparently I didn't realize that the singing I was doing in my head, was actually coming out of my mouth.. and I was BLASTING my crazy voice all over the store.
So right as that part in the song comes on.. and I say.. "Hubba, Hubba.." a little high school kid had to tap me on the shoulder..
"Uh.. miss.. you do realize your singing out loud right?"
haha..I do now..
So I look down.. and see that a pair of my underwear was on the floor.
I am now completely horrified, as is the highschooler.
A little back story, earlier in the day I pulled a sock out of the leg of my jeans that had static clinged itself to the side. I couldn't quite figure out why my pants leg was so tight.. and when I got the sock out I figured it was good..
But I never quite felt completely right.
Alas, standing, horrified in Safeway, I figured out what was still clinging to my pants.
A pair of my draws.
I'm never going there again.