A recent quote from the neighbor lady Mrs.Neck....
"Well if you would wash it sometimes maybe I would be more inclined to get down there!!"
Ummm excuse me?
Maybe my mind is in the gutter today.. but really..
Mrs. Neck is outside. It's 1:30 am. She is scrubbing something vigoriously at the washer, cursing at Mr. Neck due to his unslightly pants.
She is loud.
She is screaming.
Oh yes it's 1:30.. A.M
So.. I look outside in the mini peep hole.. and..
all she is wearing is...
A pink tube top and panties.
I am not making this up.
I have to get out of here. It's like the Twillight Zone only it's North Pole Alaska.
Jesus help me find a new place to live.