I'm having a yard sale.
Since, well.. I don't have a garage.
Well this "yard" sale, is going to be in front of my apartment complex. Yes. The one were Neighbor Boy makes out with people. With the cans, diapers and cigs in the lawn.
In the hood.
Everything MUST GO. Or I'm giving it to Trashcan Man as the biggest score of his life.
It's going to be the biggest social event in the hood since, well electricity. Oh yes.
We will have soo much to blog about tonight it won't even be funny.
Get ready. Cause it's gonna be trailparktastic.