oh the weather outside is frightful..
Apparently KS is in a blizzard warning currently. Theres a ragin storm coming from CO and apparently we are supposed to get hit to all blazes tonight.
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA.. I hiiiiiighly doubt that. I've lived in this state 29 years and have never seen so much as 1 ft of snow at any given time. Western KS, mmmaybe.. It just doesn't happen in Southcentral or Northeast. It just doesn't.
It cracks me up how people are getting all crazy bananas because the weather man is saying we could get 12 to 15 inches tonight and tommorrow.
Since when in our ever lovin minds have we EVER believed a Kansas weather man?? Really people, since when has Merrell Teller EVER been right?
So batten down the hatches.. stock up on water.. laaaaa dee daaa dee da.
If it snows a half inch tommorrow, I'll be shocked.
If it snows more than 5 inches. I'll even wear thongs to prove how wrong I was.
See, people here use the terms "blizzard" and "artic air" rather loosely. A drop of snow or a slight chilly breeze and everyone is wearing 5 layers of clothing and driving like idiots.
People who have lived in Kansas all the lives (oh and the newbies that's a whollle other blog) are almost frightened of winter weather as it has been beaten into our brains that we have the worst weather of the country. Which is simply not the case.
Enjoy the snow people! Relish in the cold, brisk air!
And don't look at me funny when I tell you I am moving to Alaska.